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Ain't that the truth.

Good day. I've seen you've stumbled onto my mess of a blog, you poor fellow. I make gifs sometimes. Welp, have fun tumbling.
-Jessica
Chicago, USA
(Friend Code: 4313 1291 2134)
Apr 23 '14
  • ♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • ∞: I am other who has a crush on you
  • ✂: Just delete your tumblr already
  • ✌: You’re awesome
  • ♡: I love your blog
  • ❁: You’re beautiful
  • ✓: I hate you
  • ☹: You’re ugly
  • ☀: I want to fuck you
  • ♬: I wish we were close
  • ♧: I wish we were friends in real life
  • ☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
  • ☮: You inspire me
  • ☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great
  • ✖: I would give you the greatest hug
  • ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: Bears
Apr 23 '14

Anonymous asked:

My girl wants me to make her scream in bed. Any tips?

moshturbate:

pull a gun on her

Apr 23 '14

(Source: pizzaplanet666)

Apr 23 '14
sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

Apr 23 '14

meladoodle:

THIS NEW ZEALAND AD IS SO TERRIFYING

Apr 23 '14
devourer-of-gods:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

Dude, he started on the top of that hill, that car had like a five second head start, and he still beat it to save that child. Amazing.

devourer-of-gods:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

Dude, he started on the top of that hill, that car had like a five second head start, and he still beat it to save that child. Amazing.

(Source: 4GIFs.com)

Apr 23 '14

(Source: superquadbass)

Apr 23 '14
Apr 23 '14
comicsncoolshit:

MS. MARVEL #6G. WILLOW WILSON (W) • Jacob Wyatt (A)Cover by Jamie McKelvie

comicsncoolshit:

MS. MARVEL #6
G. WILLOW WILSON (W) • Jacob Wyatt (A)
Cover by Jamie McKelvie

Apr 23 '14

hisagayshuugay:

 

attack-on-iron-man:

wasted—kitten:

vinesnow:

Do It For The Vine / Vine By: Jake Foushee
(the best vines on tumblr: VinesNow.com)

THIS IS IT I FOUND IT ON HERE I LOVE IT SO MUCH

(Source: vinesnow)

Apr 23 '14

(Source: mari-sokoli)

Apr 23 '14
Apr 23 '14

dekutree:

i got 20/20 but i still can’t see my haters

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Apr 23 '14
Apr 23 '14
sp0tlessmiind:

thescarletwoman:

mennaoawad:

riddle me that, mankind

THANK YOU. Such a perfect way to phrase that. 

YES.

sp0tlessmiind:

thescarletwoman:

mennaoawad:

riddle me that, mankind

THANK YOU. Such a perfect way to phrase that. 

YES.

(Source: veganmenna)