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Ain't that the truth.

Good day. I've seen you've stumbled onto my mess of a blog, you poor fellow. I make gifs sometimes. Welp, have fun tumbling.
-Jessica
Chicago, USA
(Friend Code: 4313 1291 2134)
Apr 19 '14
lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

Apr 19 '14

(Source: lullabelleno)

Apr 19 '14

canonescapist:

CANONESCAPIST’S 100 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!

Since I’ve hit my mark, I thought Id give back to my lovely followers!

I still can’t believe it though gosh ;v;

WHAT YOU CAN WIN:

  • Black Butler Stickers 
  • Hetalia Allied forces Stickers
  • Dr. Who Weeping angel Shirt (size M i think)
  • Pixel avengers
  • Art from me (anything but nsfw stuff, sorry, this is a sfw blog ;v;)
  • A BAG OF CANDY OF YOUR CHOOSING

RULES: 

  • Reblog as much as you would like, just don’t spam your followers please.
  • Likes count!
  • You DO NOT have to be following me,
  •         (but I’ll draw you two things if you do/are following me. ovu )
  • no giveaway blogs,  that’s cheating and unfair to others :c
  • GIVEAWEAY ENDS JUNE 1st

~IF YOU WIN, AND YOU DON’T WANT SOME OF THE PRIZES, TELL ME, I’ll SELECT THE NEXT RUNNER UP AND GIVE IT TO THEM~

EDIT: ALL STICKERS WERE MADE BY http://forte7.tumblr.com/ PLEASE go support them too!

Thank you and good luck everyone! uvu/

Apr 19 '14
paulhillier:

A preview of some of the Fan Expo photos that I was looking at. I think I’ll be making a post sometime next week. Until then enjoy the best portal duel cosplay that I’ve seen. Featuring http://poisonne.com/ and Shane
Facebook | Twitter | Tumblr | paulhillier.com | Flickr

paulhillier:

A preview of some of the Fan Expo photos that I was looking at. I think I’ll be making a post sometime next week. Until then enjoy the best portal duel cosplay that I’ve seen. Featuring http://poisonne.com/ and Shane

Facebook | Twitter | Tumblr | paulhillier.com | Flickr

Apr 19 '14

adventuresintigtown:

Pascal really knows how to fuck my day right up.

Apr 19 '14

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

Apr 19 '14

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

OKAY SO LIKE I PROMISED I AM HAVING A GIVEAWAY YAY!

Rules!

  • Only reblogs count – I will be using a random url/number generator. (you can like it but it wont count)
  • The giveaway will end on the April 20th! and i’ll announce the winners!
  • Your ask box must be open – I want it to be easy to contact you if you do win. If it is not open, the second winner will be moved to first, the third winner will be moved to second, and I will generate a new person to get the third spot! You have 24 hours to respond.
  • Must Be Following Me – I post cute and funny stuff, you might like it!
  • No giveaway blogs!

Prizes!

1st

  • A $50 Amazon gift card
  • or i could just buy $50 worth of things off your Amazon wishlist so you’ll get a surprise of items

2nd

  • A $25 amazon gift card
  • or i could just surprise you with some items i buy off your Amazon wishlist worth $25

3rd 

  • A $10 amazon gift card
  • or i could just buy $10 worth of items off your Amazon wishlist

okay so this post is getting long enough so i’ll leave the part about the pizza prize under the cut!

Good luck everyone!

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ends tomorrow! Good luck guys!

Apr 19 '14

(Source: louisawithlove)

Apr 19 '14

kidno0b:

This should be how We treat Anon hate.

(Source: tsundere-dragon)

Apr 19 '14

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

stele3:

orionsnacks:

in the movie a little boy recognises steve at the captain america exhibit. it’s my headcanon that a little girl recognises bucky when he goes to the smithsonian exhibit to find out who he really is

because little girls have heroes too

"You should tie your hair back," a little girl with pitch-black hair says to the Winter Soldier. He stares down at her, silent, but she continues undeterred. "Mommy says that we need to have our hair tied back or we’ll trip over things because we can’t see. She makes me wear these—" She displays her wrist, which is encircled by a rainbow of different hair bands. "—because mine keep falling out. You can’t fight evil if you can’t see it. I want to be a police officer when I grow up. Are you a…"

She trails off, her eyes steadily getting bigger. They dart to the large digital image of James Buchanan Barnes, then back to his face. The Winter Soldier’s eyes dart, too, over the exits and the crowd and the girl’s distracted mother—attempting to corral three other black-haired children—before landing back on the girl’s face, where an improbable grin has begun to grow.

"I knew it," she whispers.

The Winter Soldier blinks down at her, thrown off by the delight in her expression. No one is ever happy to see the Soldier.

The girl reins in her wide grin and does her own scan of the crowd. “Don’t worry, I won’t tell. People can’t handle the truth. But I can.” She turns her shining eyes back to the Soldier.

Slowly, very slowly, the Soldier reaches out with hands that have broken, maimed, strangled, shot, stabbed, and ripped apart human flesh. His voice creaks out of him, rusty with disuse. “Can I have a hair tie?”

Without taking her eyes off him, the girl rolls a light blue one out of the rainbow and hands it over.

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Apr 19 '14

(Source: moveslikecurt)

Apr 19 '14

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

Apr 19 '14
  • starbucks cashier: how can i help you
  • me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.
Apr 19 '14

oreides:

fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try.

(Source: sandandglass)

Apr 19 '14

overlypolitebisexual:

i have a total MANcrush on that guy in those MEggings and the GUYliner that’s eating a MANyogurt and probably washes himself with a MANwasher don’t forget i am a MAN haha total DUDE right here being so MANsecure about my MANsculinity i have to add the word MAN into everything i say to remind you