"why doesn't my food taste as good as restaurant food" "you need to be using way more butter and way more oil" wrong. You need to be using as much cocaine as the chef is

what the hell is going on with texel sheep

sheep things i imagine

debatable

you know that post thats like "some fandoms make fanart like they're going to be painting the sistene chapel"? the danny phantom fandom makes fanart like they're designing the poster of a b-grade horror film

BEHOLD

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

Breaking news in italian Nona the Ninth (Nona a Nona) Hot Sauce is Salsa Picante and Noodle is called Spagetto

A two for one post today.

Dragon posts for Smaugust.

The Maple Leaf Drake is a small to medium sized woodland dragon that populates temperate forests across the globe. Their unique body morphology allows them to hide, almost seamlessly, amongst vast maple forests. This physiological adaptation also extends to seasonal color changes throughout the year. They will live their lives hidden amongst the leaves, using their long proboscis bill to pierce through the bark of Maple Trees to extract the sweet sap, which makes up the majority of it’s diet. 

Incredibly skittish, the Fearful Precious Red Coral Drake lives it’s life hidden amongst Red Coral. It’s long proboscis-like mouth snatching up small unsuspecting pray. 

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

Riku it’s me Mickey Mouse. Riku we need to. We need to do backflips or something idk all I have is this gayass key

"ANAL / All Nazis Are Losers"

Sticker seen in Vienna, Austria

I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.

Fascinating. And where did this disease come from, how is it spread, and what demographics does it affect the most?